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Peel's catchphrases and references over the years will be familiar to regular listeners, but some of the more esoteric lines will escape those who did not grow up with his shows. This 'mini-dictionary' aims to cover those grey areas, in places where the subject itself does not warrant a page of its own or maybe if the listener simply needs a quick explanation. Please add any further items that are felt to be necessary alphabetically, with any appropriate references either to Wikipedia or to this Wiki.

A

 * "Actually...". Normally used as a sentence adverb to indicate that the following statement contradicts what the speaker has just said, but (over-)used by JP to highlight any surprising fact.
 * Archers, The. Both Peel and John Walters were big fans of Radio 4's "everyday story of country folk" and became founder members of the Bill Grundy Fan Club. In 1991, JP appeared on the soap opera as himself, something he was later able to discuss with Princess Margaret (who had done the same thing).
 * "As you do". Phrase appended in passim by John to any unusual activity mentioned by listeners or in a record, with the implication that this was an acquired taste.

B

 * Beast, The. Not at all affectionate nickname for Simon Bates.
 * Breasts. John's obsessive labelling of himself as 'fat' led him to include a number of references to this part of his anatomy. However, he seemed to find similar mentions with regard to females unbearably sexist.
 * Brian, Our. Peel's on-air name for Sue Foster, the programme secretary in the early Eighties amongst whose duties was the typing up of the show's running order.
 * "By test the best." Advertising slogan from the 1940s (really), seen by Peel promoting condoms in a barber's he frequented in Neston. He appended this recommendation to some of his BFBS shows, pondering on occasion the merits of such a job. (e.g. 05 July 1992 (BFBS)).

C

 * "Chart-bound sound!" A phrase of unknown origin (most likely in 1960s US pop radio and the British offshore stations that imitated it), but common to Radio 1 DJs to indicate a record that was expected to sell well enough to make the UK Top 40. Used ironically by John to indicate a record that he liked, but that was not obviously radio-friendly.
 * Coronation Street. Seemingly interminable Northern soap opera that has been running on British TV since 1960. Peel's occasional references to it are less than flattering.
 * Cunt, John Peel Is A. Printed up as a t-shirt and worn by JP, following reported chant along the same lines by Reading Festival crowd of the 1970s, apparently encouraged by the man himself.

D

 * Dandelion 1. Rolling Stones song, flipside of "We Love You", recorded after their release from prison on appeal against sentence for drugs offences. Important record for JP in final days of Perfumed Garden show on Radio London. 2. Peel's pet hamster (ca. 1967-1969). 3. Peel's record label (1969-1974)
 * Desert Island Discs. (See also Desert Island Discs.) Long-running (since 1942) talk / music programme where famous guests are invited to choose eight records to take with them to a desert island. Peel appeared once in 1990, and thereafter frequently bemoaned the fact that he was not invited again, since his choices would inevitably be different. (He also mistakenly believed that Arthur Askey had been on the programme three times: it was in fact four times, 1942, 1955, 1968 and 1980, the most appearances of any castaway, as guests are referred to.) He was interviewed by the third presenter of only four in the show's history, Sue Lawley.

E

 * "Excellent." Epithet applied by Peel to songs or session tracks he really liked...so much so that he sent up his usage of it himself in Smashie And Nicey: The End Of An Era.

F

 * "Fades in slowly." Peel was always keen to alert listeners to tracks that began quietly. Also the name of a Peel tribute blog.

G

 * Gardener's Question Time. This long-running (since 1947) and rather anodyne BBC panel show was mentioned by John whenever he wished to vent his feelings about the Corporation wiping invaluable session recordings, viz. 14 August 1982 (Peel's Pleasures): "Tapes were sent back and reused for something like Gardeners' Question Time, which are now kept forever in steel-lined cases in a mineshaft somewhere in the Home Counties." The implication is that the BBC misdirected their priorities in choosing to keep material that had no intrinsic re-broadcast value.
 * "Golden Gasser". Alleged US radio slang of yesteryear for old records. Used by Peel as the name of a regular slot on the Peel Out In The States series and occasionally elsewhere.

I

 * "If I recall correctly..." Phrase used by Peel when he was unsure of the accuracy of the information he was about to impart to his listeners.

L

 * Laird, The. Affectionate nickname for David Jensen and a reference to his Scottish heritage.

M

 * "Mighty". Term of special approval, as in "the mighty Fall" and "the mighty Wah!" (who did officially become The Mighty Wah!). Peel's use of the term may come from his love of Liverpool FC, who were commonly known as "the mighty Reds" by their fans, as in the Kop chant "Come on, you mighty Reds...".

N

 * Nice Adjective much used by Peel and others during the hippy era, its vagueness reflecting the anti-intellectualism of the hippy culture. Left JP open to parody (e.g. by Peter Cook on 1968 Private Eye flexidisc, Viv Stanshall in 1968 Bonzo Dog Band session for Top Gear), therefore later abandoned. Also The Nice, a favourite group of JP from 1967-1969; they recorded theme for Top Gear, he recorded commercial for their first LP.
 * "Not, I suspect, the name he/she was born with." Indication by JP that the artist concerned was not only operating under a pseudonym (e.g. Ricardo Autobahn), but also that he felt this pseudonym to be obviously over the top.

O

 * "Of this parish." Used to describe someone with a close work connection, such as a colleague on the show or at Radio One.

P

 * Peel Acres. John's home in Stowmarket since 1973, but also used before that to describe anywhere he was living at the time.
 * Peel's Big 45. In the mid 70s (for how long is unknown), John picked a record that he believed to be a necessary purchase for his listeners. The title was later re-used for the 'Pig's Big 78' (see below).
 * Pig, The. Peel's (believe it or not) affectionate nickname for his wife Sheila, referring to her habit of snorting like a pig when she laughed.
 * Pig's Big 78. A constant feature of John's shows from 2000 to the end, whereby Sheila would play a found 78 rpm record and furnish a brief introduction. It was an offshoot of her introductions to the Peelenium. A variant of Peel's earlier feature, 'Peel's Big 45' (see above).

R

 * Rhythm Pals. Collective term of endearment for John and David Jensen, since they shared a liking for certain bands.

S

 * Sheena's Barmy Army. Group of (possibly ironic) devotees of Scottish singer Sheena Easton who were mentioned frequently by Peel on his shows of the early 1980s. The DJ wore a "Sheena Barmy Army" jumper on the 1982 Top Of The Pops Christmas Day special.
 * "Shocking." Whether John ever meant this adjective to be taken seriously is open to conjecture: it could refer to anything from people admitting taping his programme at home to swearing on record.

T

 * "Teen terrific." Rather outdated slang (possibly from the 50s), occasionally used by JP to describe either his shows, if they were going well, or a good record.
 * "Thanks for listening." Peel's sign-off at the end of a show, used throughout his radio career.
 * "That all-important number .... slot." JP attributed this meaningless epithet to Andy Peebles (see 24 December 2003). It indicates (in a jocular fashion) a position in the Festive Fifty that is not important at all.
 * "The twang's the thang." Approximate name of a 1959 Duane Eddy LP, and a phrase frequently deployed by Peel in connection with the guitarist - or for tracks by other artists with a suitable sound.
 * Tits. See Breasts.
 * Twerp. Expression dating from at least the beginning of the 20th century, frequently used in a typically self-deprecating way by John to underline his stupid or foolish behaviour.

V

 * Voice, The. Sheila's pseudonym for her introductions to the Peelenium. When she began the 'Pig's Big 78' in 2000, JP hailed her with the words, "The Voice returns!"

W

 * "White boys with guitars." John used this phrase, and other variants of it, to express his dissatisfaction with the fact that little or no black music, which he played a considerable amount of, made the Festive Fifty, with a disproportionate amount of indie taking its place. The comment first appears just before the number one song on 28 December 1988 and finally on 25 December 2003 (as "cute white kids strumming guitars").
 * White Rabbit, The. JP's nickname, used during his Radio London shows but never thereafter (due to the fact that they were separated and subsequently divorced), for his first wife. Taken from the Jefferson Airplane song of the same name.
 * World's Most Boring Man, The. The phrase that followed his name on a rubber stamp Peel used to sign letters during the 1970s.