Introduction: DJ: "Well you might not believe this but my Rhythm Pal was actually in hospital last night". JP: "That's true. I was knocked off my bicycle by a hit and run driver, but better luck next time eh Simon? Actually, this is one of Batesy's favourite bands: Twisted Sister."
JP: "At 25 'Glory Glory', something called Manchester United Football Club"
JP: "That's Big Country, the band that put the 'tree' back into 'country'."
JP: " If you're wondering why this edition of Top of the Pops is on a Wednesday, well, it is of course because of the election tomorrow. Don't forget to put your X... at the end of Ultravox!"
DJ: "At no. 1 The Police 'Every Breath You Take', here comes a gag!" JP: "Have a mint!"