(JP: 'Do you ever feel that you're intended for another planet? I know that Andy Peebles must, and there are times when I certainly do as well. Listen to this, for example, in which Greater Than One ask that age-old musical question...')
(JP: 'I always think that the personalised number plate is the mark of a bounder. I know they're very fashionable in showbiz: the disc jockey Dave Lee Travis used to have one, perhaps he still does. His licence number, as you might imagine, was DLT1, and he couldn't understand why it was that everywhere he went, his car was vandalised. I could understand it only too easily. And Jimmy Tarbuck had one which said COM1C, spelling the word "comic", which seemed to me to be liable to prosecution under the terms of the Trades Descriptions Act.')